Dear Denmark, please buy Washington state!

Did I really just read that that the crackheads want to buy Greenland and call it “Red, White and Blueland”?! Two can play at this game. I like Denmark, the Danes are nice people! They have healthcare, they seem genuinely happy over there! I would love to be part of Denmark! Please invade us!

Alex Buretz, artist
Seattle. Photo by bagel_gremlin